Monday, 8 June 2009

Jom gelak =)

Salam wbt

hmm..aku rasa..di antara kita ramai-ramai ni..mesti ada yang tengah depressed sebab banyak sangat assignment, presentation, exam bla bla bla..

jadi..semalam,tengah aku syiok-syiok browse email..tiba-tiba terjumpa pulak jenaka-jenaka jalanan mane ntah..tapi memang lawak gila lah..so jom..sama-sama baca..pastu gelak kuat-kuat..tension semua buang tepi okeh!!!

laughter is the best medicine..=)


Ah Beng


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'



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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

9 comments:

zaid said...

haha

mmg dapat release tensen masa study nih

medicine truly is the best laughter
hehe

din said...

ya ka zaid..

gembiranya aku dapat bantu =)

apasal ayat ko terbalik..haha

syndrome stress studi ke??haha

mad_d88 said...

haha..lawak btol
lagi2 yang last tuh..haha

afeez.gonzalez said...

tidak buleh blah..

Cik Duktur Paan MD said...

paling x boleh blah lawan bola tuh la.haih~

klaka klaka.

din said...

everybody now seems to love ah beng

haha =))

Bohemian Virtuoso. said...

That was how Ah Beng started his carreer. Now people know him as Tan Sri Beng. hehe.

Ape name asal ah beng din? i mean kt website yg ko jumpe lawak2 ni.

beng tong?beng tong sampah? bengkek? bengtong,pahang?

Teringat Cik Puad,pegawai kedutaan, ske panggil aku ah beng. haha.

din said...

hahaha...tan sri penkt ada laa

bila arb sebut baru jd benkt..

aku jumpa dlm email aku je pun..ada org forward..

kisah xde kena mengena ngn yg idup maupun yg da mati..

. p i s e y . said...

blah2!!hahha
lawak seyh~