Thursday, 19 February 2009

think hard

salam wbt...
nothing to write actually..just want to share something forwarded by one of my 'old boy'..

need to think before you really laugh..hehehe

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of
five enjoys it?

If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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